Telling Secrets to Strangers

by Dorkus Malorkus

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Debut EP


released October 31, 2013

Ace - Guitar, Vocals
Phoebe Stretton-Smith - Piano Accordion, Vocals
Bec Rigby - Vocals
Schina Coy - Vocals

Recorded and Mixed by Henry Madin
Cover Art by Siobhan Linde
Text, Design and Layout by Rosetta Lake Mills

Biggest thankyous to BB, Cool Henry, Bec, Uncle Schina, Ross Tinney, Siobhan, Icky,, Maq, Deb & Greg. Without you this wouldn't have happened. Love to you all.



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Dorkus Malorkus Hobart, Australia

Dork life. Dorkus draws from personal experience to finely craft short stories produced in the pop music format.

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Track Name: Bedsheets
It's been so long since I've done this
So long since I've run these
thoughts around my head
In this very same bed
where we once lay together, but you sat up
My bedsheets have changed and I have changed so much
It's two days a year when you occupy my brain
Looking backwards the way
I try not to most days
Is it the other, or is this one harder?
Thinking of you growing another year older
Twenty five might bring you back to life
Or sentence me to asking what I could have done right
29/3 or 18/10 what did these numbers mean to me way back when
we hadn't met yet, Dig still meant to shovel
I hadn't loved yet, St Kilda was novel
Today in the sunshine I drank to your ghost
I did it quietly, privately though I wasn't alone
If I try really hard I remember you fondly
If I fight through the times when you treated me poorly
My love for you stays
That must mean something
My bedsheets have changed but they're still filed with grit